I bought a tray of shots for the crew. Placed them on the high top table we all had our backs to the shots… turned round and 2 wooks were trying to drink all our shots without us noticing.
Saw a guy buy a gram of blow. Dumped it in the dirt by accident, cuz well, wook. Gets down on the ground, proceeds to snort the whole g right out of the dirt like it was nothing. I vacated the area with a top notch story and a deep level of concern lol
Like 8 years ago I met this dude at Sonic Bloom who was selling his soul…I mean like soap box preacher style. Got a bunch of people to surround him.. all wondering what he took that made him so evangelical… turns out it was the sole to his shoe that had been destroyed.
Wakaanfest so many people were hitting the deems pen or the glass pipe that the air was dense with it during LSDream last year. Like someone was hot boxing the stage in smoke. I’ve never in my life smelled it that strong before. They were brave souls. LSDream was throwing down hard and they were blasting off. On the first day so many people was on K that the entire festival was in a puddle. Saw some dude being dragged out the bathroom so K’d out it took 6 people to get him to the med cart. Like no joke during the headliner on the first night maybe 50 people were dancing. Everyone else laid out.
edit: not my personal story F.Y.I. **it’s copy pasta** but its fantastic.
“At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn’t arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. The baby’s head starts to crown and the medics still haven’t arrived.
This is where it gets crazy… It was so f***ing dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately “muddified” by the blowing dirt. I mean, its f***ing gross. All of a sudden, this f***ing kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling “welcome to the party bitch!” before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby’s face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shit!
The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster’d.
He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn’t make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.
The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?). And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid’s face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can’t let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid’s hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his f***ing CHEEK OPEN!
there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid’s face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.
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Accidentally startled a wook that was stumbling through our campsite at 3am.
Was immediately offered a hit of DMT…
Super-friendly guy.
I bought a tray of shots for the crew. Placed them on the high top table we all had our backs to the shots… turned round and 2 wooks were trying to drink all our shots without us noticing.
Saw a guy buy a gram of blow. Dumped it in the dirt by accident, cuz well, wook. Gets down on the ground, proceeds to snort the whole g right out of the dirt like it was nothing. I vacated the area with a top notch story and a deep level of concern lol
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Summer camp 2021 in the ga woods camping lmao
Like 8 years ago I met this dude at Sonic Bloom who was selling his soul…I mean like soap box preacher style. Got a bunch of people to surround him.. all wondering what he took that made him so evangelical… turns out it was the sole to his shoe that had been destroyed.
Wakaanfest so many people were hitting the deems pen or the glass pipe that the air was dense with it during LSDream last year. Like someone was hot boxing the stage in smoke. I’ve never in my life smelled it that strong before. They were brave souls. LSDream was throwing down hard and they were blasting off. On the first day so many people was on K that the entire festival was in a puddle. Saw some dude being dragged out the bathroom so K’d out it took 6 people to get him to the med cart. Like no joke during the headliner on the first night maybe 50 people were dancing. Everyone else laid out.
It’s always plastic dollar store junk at those things
edit: not my personal story F.Y.I. **it’s copy pasta** but its fantastic.
“At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn’t arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. The baby’s head starts to crown and the medics still haven’t arrived.
This is where it gets crazy… It was so f***ing dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately “muddified” by the blowing dirt. I mean, its f***ing gross. All of a sudden, this f***ing kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling “welcome to the party bitch!” before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby’s face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shit!
The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster’d.
He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn’t make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.
The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?). And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid’s face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can’t let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid’s hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his f***ing CHEEK OPEN!
there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid’s face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.
Shit was crazy as hell.”
I wasn’t there but the infamous, day 3, ass eating contest at Lost Lands is legendary
Every time I wake up in the morning, I glance in the mirror…
Someone thinking they’re orks from the grimdark of warhammer 40k.
Me and two of my other homies shaved down a chunk of Moldavite,, lined it up, and railed a line each 🫡
I’m gonna be honest, this is exactly something I’d expect from a wook
Bro that is a used zyn. *Shivers*
A lady in a kiddie pool. Asking for people to piss on her feet
Homemade strip club in the camping section at Bonnaroo.