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Glastonbury Abbey Musical Extravaganza news : Peeing on the land at Glastonbury causes pollution of the water table, which can…

Peeing on the land at Glastonbury causes pollution of the water table, which can...

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Peeing on the land at Glastonbury causes pollution of the water table, which can affect local wildlife and fish. The Environment Agency have the power to close the site if there is too much pollution. Please only pee in the hundreds of toilets and urinals on site. #LoveTheFarm

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It's my 60th birthday on Tuesday 23rd was hoping to extend the celebrations over the weekend at Glastonbury but having a festival themed socially distanced partaaaay at home. Alabama Shakes from 2015 would top it off nicely thank you. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Hope it shows more than just The Pyramid stage tho, that’s only a tiny slice of Glastonbury.

Hope they may get permission from officials... During COVID19 one of the best news we have heard from Music industry... Refreshing Time.... Powerful Music with More Energy....

Get permission to show Leonard Cohen and Neil Young in full please, that would be brilliant.

Helen Marshall-Hawley Clara Louise Blue Auffret Lori Hawley Jon Malyn Indigo Perspective Zaina Nasser Caroline Anderson Steve French Glasto from the comfort of your own home/garden....this could be my year! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ If the weather is good you are invited to our garden for a socially distanced beer/cider for the artist of your choice! Festival dress encouraged, personal hygiene demanded! πŸ˜‚πŸ₯‚πŸ»πŸŽ€πŸŽΌπŸ₯πŸŽΈ

If weather good have a mini festival out back x

Thats a cool little video of people's photos πŸ‘

Arne als ik Growlers, cider, en een slaapplek regel, kom jij dan ff een weekendje naar de getver gaan? #netecht

I'm desperate to experience Glastonbury

Rolling stones full set 2013 would be awesome.

So excited for this x

Need to get Orbital on there, Glastonbury legends....

Cheers, I'm crying x

Will it be made available for those living abroad?

Available in Germany? IPlayer don’t work over here so far ...

Jon Hopkins 2019 set please πŸ‘πŸ»

Blur please!

Been 3years on the trot with my dad, the veteran of glasto

Nothing like it used to be πŸ˜₯

Steven Hayhurst is this the one your photo went into (not that I can see it)

Why limit to only UK peeps?

Ethan Monks Glastonbury whilst unpacking the new flat? πŸ˜†

Brian Mcdonald party in the garden !!

April Spallin we can’t access BBC player here? 😬😬😬

Luke Knights Jim Fitch Sonya Fitch Cliff Morris 😒 I miss this place

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We've just launched a new range of Glastonbury-inspired T-shirts, posters, bags & tea towels, with all profits going to our three main charity partners, Oxfam Great Britain, Greenpeace UK and WaterAid UK. They're available to order now at glas.to/2020shop ... See MoreSee Less

Weve just launched a new range of Glastonbury-inspired T-shirts, posters, bags & tea towels, with all profits going to our three main charity partners, Oxfam Great Britain, Greenpeace UK and WaterAid UK. Theyre available to order now at https://glas.to/2020shopImage attachment

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Just brought my t shirt please can you do hoodies as well please please glastonbury and Thank you love the wording will definitely be wearing this glastonbury weekend watching the tv

You need to put what this shows as on your statement because otherwise the banks are gonna get a lot of my cards been hacked calls. Pending transaction showing as sandbag waste doesn't sound like glastonbury tshirt

Oh my god I love this. My daughter is called Hope and we go to Glastonbury most years, I have bought the poster for her bedroom 🀩

Loving the design ... please can we have your usual ladies fit tshirt. Thanks ❀

Please do ladies t-shirts like you do at the festival. I live in the ones I’ve got from previous festivals. Thank you.

Mine is ordered ready for glastonbury garden party! X

Ordered ♥️Poster for my teens bedroom wall and T Towel my my kitchen wall .. 🌿x Love the design

Ordered 2. Not quite the same as going to the farm but it will keep me going til next year.

I love the rainbow design - why not cups, tote bags, posters & t-shirts too!

I wish the t shirts was in a 3xl poss 4xl even if its only in one colour

Just put in an order. Love the design. X

Ordered ready to wear at our Glastonbury homefest party

Are you going to do ladies tshirts, I'd love to buy one if you do

Any chance of ladies vests please or a hoodie would be amazing 😍

Love the design!

Would LOVE that sunset tea towel as a poster! Might have to just hang the towel πŸ˜œπŸŒˆβ˜€οΈπŸ’•

Glasto Fest need to start selling an xxxl especially if taking pre orders πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

Purchased πŸ˜ƒ that's my 10th Glasto Tshirt πŸ˜‰

Just ordered my t shirt. It's my 50th this year so had to be done

2 tote bags and a t-shirt ordered!

Ordered a couple of t shirts.x

Any Ladies fit/ sizes coming?

Tom Love looks like you can keep the tradition of getting a Glasto t shirt for dads birthday!

Scientific brain can't cope with a rainbow with colours that way round!

Love the t-shirts but can we have an XS size for ladies??

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We stand against racism. Our offices will be closed tomorrow. #BlackLivesMatter #BlackOutTuesday

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What happened to George Floyd was terrible but I’m not sure what action we are being invited to participate in? Are you asking people not go to work on June 2nd?

I don't think Floyd would have wanted all this violence in his behave. I know he would want everybody to pray and keep good memories. Store and resteraunt owners who are finally getting it together @ the past 3 months of uncertainties...are appauled at the actions of the public over the situation! Broken store windows, blowing up police cars and hurting others and police officers, as well! I just couldn't believe it all! People can believe inn peace, yet, there are many whom have no right to this type of reactive behavior. Floyd would not wanted this...😣

So your asking Drs nurses police officers firemen not to go to work.. erm well done back to the real world

Excellent. Thank you Glasto. We miss you.

All of those saying “I can’t take the day off” - it’s ok for those that can. Wow! Selfish much! It’s not about you!! Quote: “The aim is to have those within the music industry take a pause from promoting music, performing, holding listening parties across the day, instead using the time time to bring justice after Floyd’s death, which has prompted protests across the world in honour of the Black Lives Matter movement.

Well much as the music industry can take a day off, plenty of people can’t 🀷‍♀️ honestly this is one of the most privileged things you could do? Meanwhile Drs, nurses and care workers can’t have a day off

Highly Regards to all who stand with Humanity.... Stand against injustice and racism...

Yeah let's learn from America and disarm our police, let's take away their tazer's, because they kill people, and they can't be trusted to follow procedure and people are dying, # Nathan Grimes

Bloody hell just been lockdown for 11 weeks so probably go to work to save my sanity

Well done Glastonbury Festival.

Some people haven’t worked for 10 weeks

Yawn πŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±

Thank you from Los Angeles. This has to be a global effort and this is the focus right now.

I didn’t think Glastonbury Festival were pro censorship, but an awful lot of comments have disappeared from here....

I think there’s just one kind of folks ‘folks’ Harper Lee (to kill a mockingbird)

Thank you from SC USA

I very nearly did “black out” today due to the heat, speed and Watts I was pushing whilst achieving a 20mph average on my commute. πŸ’ͺ🏻 🚴🏻‍β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ #BlackOutDay #BlackOutTuesday

Your not milking the cows today then or feeding all the animals on the farm...

Recent events in another country. I don't think Donald Trump cares what Glastonbury does.

The music industry is pretty much paused anyway though. Are u asking artists to withdraw from online sales for one day? Is that even possible? Its not like anyone had any gigs booked that day anyway

Glastonbury great idea

If I don't go to work today, my boss will put me on Blackout2020

Sorry lily i am already in work tonight x

I am appalled and devastated that in today’s world such disgusting and racist behaviour can happen. I morn for all who have been a victim and their families. Glastonbury Festival stands for tolerance, acceptance and love. Thank you for standing up for justice, equality & peace πŸ’š

For people who don't understand the reason this post is needed please start or continue to educate yourselves. If you're tired of the subject think of this; bipoc (black, indigenous and people of colour) do not get to be tired of racism as they live the reality of it, your ability to be tired or bored of it is privilege and should be checked. In relation to 'all lives matter'... Black Lives Matter is not saying that all lives do not matter. They are saying that at this moment in time we need to focus on the fact that bipoc (predominantly black men) are disproportionately being killed. Therefore, we're focusing on those who need support and for their lives to be recognised as equal to others. To use an analogy that's being bandied around - if your house was on fire you'd want the fireman to put out the fire on your house. Sure all the other houses may have things wrong with them, there may even be embers hitting them but yours is burning down. Do they spray down the houses not on fire or focus on the house on fire?

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The BBC has announced its broadcast plans for the weekend when this year's Glastonbury Festival would have been, with a host of classic sets being made available across TV, radio & online, including Adele, BeyoncΓ©, David Bowie, Coldplay & JAY-Z. Info: glas.to/bbc-2020 ... See MoreSee Less

The BBC has announced its broadcast plans for the weekend when this years Glastonbury Festival would have been, with a host of classic sets being made available across TV, radio & online, including Adele, BeyoncΓ©, David Bowie, Coldplay & JAY-Z. Info: https://glas.to/bbc-2020

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Some film of the other non-stage parts of past festivals would be lovely! As we know there is much more to Glastonbury than stages.

boring,reruns are just that,would have been much better to get some of the headline acts from this year to broadcast live from staying at home,you could have raised a small fortune for your chosen charities by getting everyone that watched online to donate.

Radiohead 1997 please! One of the greatest nights ever!

Although I’m beyond gutted that we won’t be at the farm this year, in a way it’s fitting that everyone that wants to CAN celebrate the 50th anniversary together. It’s going to be a special weekend for anyone that’s ever been & dreams to go. Let’s appreciate what we’ve had so far & make it a special weekend of celebration. Xxxx

LCD Soundsystem 2016, Coldplay 2002, Muse 2004, IDLES 2019, Billie Eilish 2019, Tame Impala 2019, Adele 2016, The Prodigy 1997, Radiohead 1997, Bruce Springsteen 2009, Phoenix 2013, Oasis 2004, U2 2011, Arcade Fire 2014... those were glorious sets.

Please can we have Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds when they were on main stage before headliner Mumford and Sons. But please dont show Mumford and Sons

Laura Marie - shall we do some kind of socially distant outside nod to glasto? We could have a bucket for a long drop and stay well away from each other but still manage a drink? Or is irresponsible? Maybe a virtual glasto?

How about something from the 1980's when I went as a child 1987 was the last time I went

Bruce Springsteen and Oasis would be great πŸ™‚ Bowie and Barry Gibb too πŸ™‚

Anything from 2010!! Stevie wonder, Muse, Faithless , so many good ones!!

Just run last years IDLES set on repeat all weekend 😎😎

Would love to see King Sunny Ade, Joe Cocker or Sinead O'connor... Bowie, Tom Jones... Iet my grandkids generation know what we all go on about from back then they might even like some of it, oh yes and Richie Havens, Jackson Brown......

2010 was defo the BEST YEAR - I went when I was 9 years old that year and it was amazing and all of my favourite artists performed - will never forget it

my good friend Duncan McFarlane wants to see orbital’s headline set on the other stage. and gorillaz headline set on the pyramid stage when they had to stand in at the last minute πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Fab news, hope they include Arcadia fire, πŸ‘πŸ₯°

Dig a hole in the garden babs! We’ll be “longdropping” that weekend! Cracking coverage this πŸ•ΊπŸ‘πŸŽΈ Sonja

I can remember you all going there doesn't seem that long ago but life has moved on since then good memories for you though

β€ͺThis June will consist of pitching up the tent and camping chairs in the garden and getting the laptop out for some Glastonbury viewing!

Rufus Wainwright ‘s amazing 2013 set please ! It was absolutely perfection from start to finish ! Gutted as he was signed up for this year - please say he will be there in 2021 πŸ™πŸΌ

Please play some sets from the other stages. TV is saturated with the “big” pop celebrities. We don’t need to see them again.

Kylie from last year!

Nick cave should be a main stage headliner next year or soon. His arena shows more than prove the ability and demand to headline.

I’d love to see East India Youth, Metallica, FFS and Neil Diamond all over again βœ¨πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸŽΆ

Would love to see The Pendulum 2011 Pyramid stage set πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ’ƒ

We woz there Andy Whitehead, time and again in body & spirits - maybe they’ll show Bishi! That Edwin Collins set at The Park would be emotional x

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Glastonbury festivals and events have been cancelled for the coming months. Fans of Glastonbury are asked not to visit the town for the traditional Summer Solstice celebration in June to protect the community.
Please share and help us have a #safesummersolstice

For more info see glastonbury.gov.uk/2020/05/25/please-dont-visit-glastonbury-until-it-is-safe/
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Especially if you’re wanting to talk rubbish about 5g and Coronavirus. Really don’t want you here... ever!

Fancy a lot of kids with pee brains have commented on here. Just saying. πŸ™„

I will follow my fatherly insticts and due to my exceptional circumstances I will be in Glastonbury for the whole of June.

Especially if you buy a 5G protection kit for £399 as recommended by the Town Council

I may be driving to Glastonbury Tor to check my eyesight...

I pretty much guarantee that people will ignore your request, sadly πŸ™

If Dominic Cummings can travel wherever and whenever he likes so can I, see you all on the 21st of June


Get a muckspreader ready πŸ‘πŸΌ

What about Durham ?

Sophie Elisabeth Powell you werent going to this year anyway right...... ? 😜😏

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  1. Martyn Skeet says:

    What about a shite?

  2. Jacq Hotchkiss Cross says:

    What about 5G is that a problem?

  3. Katherine Wilson says:

    Wow, for a festival Glasto has a lot of rules!

  4. Sharp Lawrence says:

    5G Piss Police 🚨

  5. Krystian Winn says:

    Piss is more harmful the 5G?

  6. Ian Marshall says:

    because local wildlife and fish don’t piss where they stand… isn’t there only 2 glastonburys left ayway?? good luck getting people to follow this πŸ˜‚

  7. Kristian Goodwin says:

    Literally damages the environment and everyone’s laughing….

  8. Jon Christopher says:

    Get the Green Police again!!!!

  9. Elizabeth Fulton says:

    lmso when you got to go ? dug pits in my day lol and everyone used them except the blocks they just peed in the bushes πŸ˜†

  10. Jamie Moorhouse says:

    β€œPiss” off πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰

  11. Tim Watkins says:

    It is a simple fact about how you act when no one is looking! Whether you are rich, poor, socialist or other personal standards are the key to whether you are a decent human being.

  12. Zoe Davidson says:

    Mollie Cowley πŸ˜‰

  13. Roman Hyka says:

    Pee in the air πŸ™‚!!

  14. James Gingell says:

    What about the cattle

  15. Tiffany Briggs says:

    Last time I went the thousands of pisses to the right side entrance of pyramid stage after every act created its own river of pure urine, was bad

  16. Jeannette Celli says:

    Does that do as much damage as 5G ??

  17. Joy Greenhalgh says:

    ALWAYS see people weeing all over. It’s just pure laziness – get to a urinal!

  18. Richard Jeffery says:

    Take away a line of market stalls by the other stage and turn it into one giant urinal.πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ Great idea.

  19. David Merrigan says:

    I was peeing into a travel John and a whole load of banshees descend on me screaming about saving the world!!!

  20. Gennie Brown says:

    I never piss on the land but if people could go ahead and stop shitting all over the toilet seats, that would be fantastic.

  21. Samantha Griffiths says:

    Do not sit against any hoarding, wall, fencing it is all used as a urinal 🀒

  22. Paul Fenwick says:

    To those who think this Is funny, please don’t go for tickets next year!

  23. Si Briggs says:

    Unfortunately this goes in one ear and out the other for the majority that drink heavily.

  24. Si Briggs says:

    So many people here really shouldnt be delete the page idiots..

  25. Grant Wilson says:

    What about throwing bottles of piss when Corbyn comes on? Is that o.k?

  26. John Higgins says:

    Piss in a bottle and throw it at Gallagher

  27. Christina Cusati Walbridge says:

    Ryan Devine not sure why but I’m getting Bonnaroo vibes πŸ˜‚

  28. Christian Rusty Holloway says:

    What could reduce the amount of pee on the land is if twats stop putting their empty beer bottles/cans/cups in the urinals troughs. Every year they’re chock full of discarded drinking vessels which causes piss to seep out everywhere. Also it’s incredibly difficult to aim accurately when the trough is so full of detritus. One or two cans are inevitably going to fall in. But the whole trough full…. That’s the work of twats

  29. Tim Reid says:

    Bring back the Pee Police!

  30. Chris Hayter says:

    In one ear and out the other for a few which is a real shame

  31. Rosie Graham says:

    I’m looking at you Florence

  32. Karen Hall says:

    Such chavs. That is all

  33. Claire Louise Taylor says:

    🀒 this post has put paid to my life time ambition of attending Glastonbury now 😭😭

  34. Paul Derbyshire says:

    This festival
    Is an utter disgrace these days it’s certainly lost it’s way

  35. James Pringle says:

    Is this a piss take…?

  36. Janet Carlyon says:

    Glastonbury has it as far as I’m concerned haven’t been this century,the litter pick afterwards is better and I don’t even do that now.

  37. Al Race says:

    Last time I used the drop trench bogs someone was crawling through it 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  38. Bradley Hale says:

    Lol like all the farm animals are trotting down to the urinals.

  39. Mark Trigg says:

    I am a volunteer steward and spend most of my work telling people this. I also have a bladder condition making it hard to get to the toilets on time. My answer…. carry a thermos flask, pee into that, then empty it when u get to a toilet. It’s worked for me for 3 years x

  40. Carrie White says:

    …Totally Agree, but not many will care when the ‘Need’ is to much..Trying to find the right FIELD is hard enough..let alone the toilet..Went in 1997…saw this everywhere..

  41. Mark Walsh says:

    A great money saving technique is to urinate directly into your own mouth.

  42. Angela Ward says:

    Glastonbury is so over. Environmental catastrophe in every way

  43. Al Hilton says:

    Bring back the green police!

  44. Howard Hiscox says:

    Last time I used one I could have had an iPhone upgrade just didn’t want to reach in and get it . lol πŸ˜‰

  45. Emma Spridgen says:

    I love the farm and would never wee on it. Hope Glastonbury pick up on people commenting that they’ll piss all over and cancel their tickets. There really are so few rules. No excuse.

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