Cleethorpes Fake Festival

The format is beautifully simple.Turn up early, pick your favourites, then let the rest happen to you. Between sets there’s time to refuel, regroup with mates, and grab a pitch for the next nostalgia hit. It’s ideal if you want the festival feeling without the camping commitment, and it tends to suit mixed groups where everyone’s got a different “this is my song!” moment hiding in the setlist.

Expect food traders, a bar that’s kept busy, and a friendly, local crowd that treats the whole thing like a communal shout-along.If you’re celebrating a birthday, rounding up colleagues, or just want a low-stress day out with maximum chorus-per-minute, this one is built for you.