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Pizzatramp are new favourites and for many Bearded Theory festival goers… check them out to see why…

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Said it before, I'll say it again. Instead of paying over a hundred quid to watch Metallica play in a stadium with shit sound and forty quid t shirts, come and watch every gig we're playing in the next year, buy every piece of merch and music we've ever done, and still have enough for a gram of beak, safe xxx ... See MoreSee Less

 

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Twickenham! Haha! For fucks sake! How fucking "rock n fuckin roll" is dear old Twickers!?!?

Metallica can play 2 hours

No brainer. Why pay that amount for 2 hours of self indulgent solos and gesturing. And they've produced nothing. worthwhile since the early 90s. I'm paying my fiver to watch Jimbob fall over.

Come play netherlands!

It’s absolutely shocking the price of it!!!

See you in preston & morecambe init

You speak the truth .....for a change !

Going to Metallica - not even sorry 🤷‍♀️

Absolutely. I know the venues take the piss, but Metallica can ram that up lars’ fart box. Cheapest fan club tickets for Birmingham are £105!

Gone are the days of paying £4.50 to see them in st David’s hall 😆

Come to the states!

Love Metallica over last few years venues get bigger and prices through the roof. Just can’t justify paying that to see them any more.

Saltyyyyyyyy

And the comment of the week award goes to......

Rowan Hopkinson good point well said

Amen

Innit.

Bill Clarke, they've got a point mate.!!

I stopped listening to Metallica when someone started dressing them. Cliff Burton will be rolling in his grave. Ps my back is fucking fucked.

Come and play in my toon then you taff cunts xxx

Jim Cooper Steve Kyte

Dylan Gladstone-Richards

Jake Mitchell

Tom Irving

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4 days ago

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I reckon the hardest part of being in Pizzatramp is finding new ways to rhyme the word cunt ... See MoreSee Less

 

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Theresa May works.

Feels you mate

Could write a song about trying to write a song about it and become cunts about it

There's only so many times you can name drop Jeremy Hunt.

Frenzal Rhomb probably have the same problem.

Do a really boring song with words like shopfront and debutante in it. Those in the know will recognise your talking about cunts!

if you ever do a football song..... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Lunt

Write a song called "Revenge of the Risotto Grotto"

pretty sure Benjamin Peters rhymes with that?

Just rhyme it with cunt

minge is the word of the day x

Runt.

Gunt

Kurt Lewis

Blunt ;D

Try using Twunt instead? 💭💭

Just say it twice.

Why not write a song about our bass player Pete Lunt who’s name alone should give you plenty of lyrical inspiration? He’s a hot favorite to die while undertaking a 20 Jagerbomb challenge. Plus he actually is a cunt!

Your once sharp tongue became rather blunt No bandcampcodes either Jimmy jammy cunt

Cunt punt

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What bands and DJs do you want to see in 2019? ... See MoreSee Less

 

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Depeche mode, toots and the Maytels, inspiral carpets, royksopp, 2many dj's, wailers, macca B, the Specials, Justin Robertson, but tbh, you always sort it out, so what do I know?!

Folk the system, Levellers, 3 daft monkeys, hobo Jones and the junk yard dogs, ferocious dog, new model army, Tim Minchin, dokovi kolective, stiff little fingers, wonder stuff, Newton Faulkner, doozer mcDooze, gaz Brookfield, barsteward sons of Val doonican, fox and the pirate, Brian stone, meds atomic dustbin, sisters of mercy, placebo, green day,

Pretenders, Garbage, Louise Distras, Skinny Lister, Idles again, Muncie Girls (young band), John Otway, Attila and Barnstormer, the Cure (in my dreams), International Teachers of Pop, Human League, Halestorm (rock).

Neds Atomic Dustibin (I couldn't come the year they played) and Sultans of Ping FC. Basically if I only saw them all weekend I'd be happy.

It simply has to be the The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican - so many missed out this year as the Woodland was full up. They really deserve a repeat or even better..... a main stage slot. You know it makes sense 🙂

Something brilliant and new. It’s discovering new stuff at festivals for me. Rolling out big overblown names is the death knell of festivals where the crowd changes and the feeling goes. Keep it fresh!

Echo and the Bunnymen, Stranglers, The Skids, Gary Numan, Wildhearts, Frank Turner, Urban Voodoo Machine (please can they play every year 😉) thanx

Please please please no psytrance. It's the Midlands, we play funky deep house. And The Beatles, as zombies.

Half Man Half Biscuit, The Wildhearts, Black Thorn, a few people have said Duran Duran and I agree they would be interesting. Chas & Dave, Terrorvision

Burning spear / steel pulse or another big roots reggae headliner for the pallet. Leftfield & more dub & drum and bass in magical sounds (the mad hatterz takeover has been great last couple of years)! Malabi tropical (fantastic Israeli band please check them) and The Hatstand Collective (brilliant original psychedelic funky rootsy blow ya socks of fusion of wonderful people and musicians, please check them out) for the Maui Waui stage, would go down a storm ❤

Leftfield, Orbital, Faithless, Afro Celt Soundsystem, The Waterboys, The The, Johnny Marr, Julian Cope, and of course the Bar Steward Sons of Val Doonican (can these be an annual fixture now guys?)

Pizzatramp, counting coins, popes of chillitown , wonk unit, Matilda scoundrels, inner terrestrials, faintest idea , captain hotknives, random hand

Would love to see Terrorvision, The Trees, Bon Jovi need to come over, Ferocious Dog, Sari Schorr, Sound of the Sirens, the list goes on but most definitely my new favourite Datura Roots Collective!!!!

Vintage trouble, reverend and the makers, bar steward sons of Val Doonican, Sweetchunks band, Funke and the two tone baby, levellers would be brilliant. Wi have a good time whatever the line up though

Those DJ's in the woodlands on the Thursday before Jon McClure were fantastic. Place was bouncing!!!! So, Greg Wilson, Joey Negro, Kenny Dope, Norman Jay, Crazy P, Horse Meat Disco for more of this feel good genre please 🙂

Without sounding rude I pay for my tickets to get surprised by your amazing band choices. My favourite festival of the year because you choose bands I wouldn’t so I’m leaving it to the experts

Bands for the main arena stages and Convoy Caberet (acts for Magical Sounds & spoken word tents to follow): The Horrors Toots and the Maytals Hawkwind - on the Pallet Stage Sat night! Nik Turner - in Convoy Caberet Friday night! Billy In The Lowground on the Woodland stage, Sunday afternoon please First Aid Kit Mogwai Underworld...with Iggy Pop if possible please! Wilko Johnson with special guest Roger Daltrey The Wonder Stuff Public Service Broadcasting (tbc, need to listen to their latest album) Plus, if possible... Late night chill out area(s) playing ambient and/or dub reggae sounds in one or two of the new spoken word/theatre tents, thanx!

Rev peytons big damn band, wonk unit, samantics, unknown era, L7 (I can dream right?!), mr tea and the minions, the barsteward sons of val doonican (because it wouldn't be bearded without them), doozer mcdooze, skinny lister, yur mum

The Pixies, Violent Femmes, Echo and the Bunnymen.....oh and Bar Steward Sons of Val Doonican.....whoever you get will be good. Never had a bad line up. Always something for everyone and someone new to discover. Keep up the good work.

Sisters of mercy, adam ant, pop will eat itself, emf, wish hounds, Noel Gallagher, my bloody Valentine, johnny marr, hyperjax, shed seven, thousand yard stare, house of love

I think you pretty much get it spot on every year. Something for everyone's tastes. A tad more rock would do nicely though.

Dirty vertebrae, ferocious dog, holy moly & the crackers, gaz Brookfield, mighty mighty bosstones, skunk anansie, bar steward sons of val doonican, bloodshake chorus, wille & the bandits.

Left two out: Don Letts DJ set Thursday night to get the ball rolling... The Whip - their set Thursday night on the Pallet Stage at this year's festival was cut short owing to the traffic problems (IIRC their drummer got onsite late) and only fair they get another crack!

Gong, Steve Hillage, System 7, Levellers, Pulled apart by horses, sounds of the sirens, red hot chilli peppers, UGLY KID JOE that's all for now 😎

Warpaint are awesome ! Alt-j are a great sounding band at festivals.... Crazy P.... Baloji were good at Bluedot festival.... there’s loads !

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Anyone still waiting for a PayPal refund? Yep! Overdrawn now to the max! Because duplicate tickets bought and Bearded Theory accepting no liability! It's your frickin festival man! Get a grip!

Seems the school, has Sold out too, and is there no option to book family camping this year?

Added 3 tickets to the basket at 09:00, did the Capcha then was told they were gone. Now at full price. Did all these go to people who paid deposits?

Early bird not available at 9.00.....oh my word that was quick! Literally seconds....

Joy Wylie, Joe and I bought our tickets! Joe managed to get early bird and I had one in my basket but it froze and disappeared so had to pay full price 🤔 But, we're going again!! Xx

woohoo! Got mine, see you there!

Got ours 👍

Got ours! Can’t wait!😁

Can't believe the early bird tickets went so fast. Got tickets but at full price!

Got ours and a campervan pass. Cannae wait.

See you there! Got ours

Ian Brownridge

Pete Chambers

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