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Peeing on the land at Glastonbury causes pollution of the water table, which can affect local wildlife and fish. The Environment Agency have the power to close the site if there is too much pollution. Please only pee in the hundreds of toilets and urinals on site. #LoveTheFarm
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What about a shite?
What about 5G is that a problem?
Wow, for a festival Glasto has a lot of rules!
5G Piss Police 🚨
Piss is more harmful the 5G?
because local wildlife and fish don’t piss where they stand… isn’t there only 2 glastonburys left ayway?? good luck getting people to follow this 😂
Literally damages the environment and everyone’s laughing….
Get the Green Police again!!!!
lmso when you got to go ? dug pits in my day lol and everyone used them except the blocks they just peed in the bushes 😆
“Piss” off 😂😉
It is a simple fact about how you act when no one is looking! Whether you are rich, poor, socialist or other personal standards are the key to whether you are a decent human being.
Mollie Cowley 😉
Pee in the air 🙂!!
What about the cattle
Last time I went the thousands of pisses to the right side entrance of pyramid stage after every act created its own river of pure urine, was bad
Does that do as much damage as 5G ??
ALWAYS see people weeing all over. It’s just pure laziness – get to a urinal!
Take away a line of market stalls by the other stage and turn it into one giant urinal.🤪🤪 Great idea.
I was peeing into a travel John and a whole load of banshees descend on me screaming about saving the world!!!
I never piss on the land but if people could go ahead and stop shitting all over the toilet seats, that would be fantastic.
Do not sit against any hoarding, wall, fencing it is all used as a urinal 🤢
To those who think this Is funny, please don’t go for tickets next year!
Unfortunately this goes in one ear and out the other for the majority that drink heavily.
So many people here really shouldnt be delete the page idiots..
What about throwing bottles of piss when Corbyn comes on? Is that o.k?
Piss in a bottle and throw it at Gallagher
Ryan Devine not sure why but I’m getting Bonnaroo vibes 😂
What could reduce the amount of pee on the land is if twats stop putting their empty beer bottles/cans/cups in the urinals troughs. Every year they’re chock full of discarded drinking vessels which causes piss to seep out everywhere. Also it’s incredibly difficult to aim accurately when the trough is so full of detritus. One or two cans are inevitably going to fall in. But the whole trough full…. That’s the work of twats
Bring back the Pee Police!
In one ear and out the other for a few which is a real shame
I’m looking at you Florence
Such chavs. That is all
🤢 this post has put paid to my life time ambition of attending Glastonbury now 😭😭
This festival
Is an utter disgrace these days it’s certainly lost it’s way
Is this a piss take…?
Glastonbury has it as far as I’m concerned haven’t been this century,the litter pick afterwards is better and I don’t even do that now.
Last time I used the drop trench bogs someone was crawling through it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol like all the farm animals are trotting down to the urinals.
I am a volunteer steward and spend most of my work telling people this. I also have a bladder condition making it hard to get to the toilets on time. My answer…. carry a thermos flask, pee into that, then empty it when u get to a toilet. It’s worked for me for 3 years x
…Totally Agree, but not many will care when the ‘Need’ is to much..Trying to find the right FIELD is hard enough..let alone the toilet..Went in 1997…saw this everywhere..
A great money saving technique is to urinate directly into your own mouth.
Glastonbury is so over. Environmental catastrophe in every way
Bring back the green police!
Last time I used one I could have had an iPhone upgrade just didn’t want to reach in and get it . lol 😉
I love the farm and would never wee on it. Hope Glastonbury pick up on people commenting that they’ll piss all over and cancel their tickets. There really are so few rules. No excuse.