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Throwback to one of our favourite entries from 2019's #EggsOfRock competition - this Vukovi-inspired beaut.

Our 2020 edition is well up and running, so get crafty this weekend and you could bag yourself tickets to TREES and ArcTanGent!!
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Throwback to one of our favourite entries from 2019s #EggsOfRock competition - this Vukovi-inspired beaut. 

Our 2020 edition is well up and running, so get crafty this weekend and you could bag yourself tickets to TREES and ArcTanGent!!

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Where's Mr Fridge?

Hamish πŸ˜‚

Su Hemming

Janet Roskell craft project for you! πŸ₯š πŸŽ„

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🌳 Need some new music in your life while you're stuck at home? We've launched a NEW recommendation playlist that'll solve that problem.

🌳 We're picking a big name on our 2000trees 2020 bill and then branching out (see what we did there?) to a bunch of the other bands on our lineup we reckon their fans (that's you guys, hopefully) will be into - first up is our Thursday night headliners Jimmy Eat World!!

🌳 Listen and subscribe πŸ‘‰ spoti.fi/2Jv7YOX
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🌳 Need some new music in your life while youre stuck at home? Weve launched a NEW recommendation playlist thatll solve that problem. 

🌳 Were picking a big name on our 2000trees 2020 bill and then branching out (see what we did there?) to a bunch of the other bands on our lineup we reckon their fans (thats you guys, hopefully) will be into - first up is our Thursday night headliners Jimmy Eat World!!

🌳 Listen and subscribe πŸ‘‰ https://spoti.fi/2Jv7YOX

Recommend your faves and let people know what they should be hearing right now!! ...

Recommend your faves and let people know what they should be hearing right now!!

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Spanish Love Songs, Lizzy Farrall Atleast

Slotface, Spanish Love Songs, Mannequin Pussy

Marisa And The Moths-the whole of their album!

AJJ

Without any doubt Marisa and the Moths!!!! They all work so hard, and the result is shown in their music. Without exception, every single track is stunning and they are all really lovely, grounded people ❀

Marisa and the moths & Pearler 🀘🏼♥️🀘🏼

Chubby and The Gang

Black Futures saw them in the Neu tent a couple of years ago and they were the highlight of the festival. What's not to love about hazmat suits and inflatable unicorns combined with kick ass tunes?

Deftones

Marisa And The Moths. Awesome band!

Crossfaith

The chats and haggard cat

We Give In. 100%, just released a new track (it's better than a box) and it slaps! Check em out on Spotify πŸ–€

Definitely Royal Republic!!!

Dinosaur Pile-Up

Lonely the brave youtu.be/D8zyXqOOrNU

Also Dinosaur Pile-up. Album of the year!!!

The Winter Passing

also Wargasm

AFI!

Black Futures Black Peaks DINOSAUR PILE UP Just three of my picks for this year.

Days N Daze, Spanish Love Songs, Amyl and the Sniffers

hot milk, Boston Manor DREAM STATE, Vukovi

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We've always aimed to offer everybody at 2000trees the best possible experience, and for some of you we know that means paying a little extra for our VIP package. This year though we're going one step further with our VVVIP PACKAGE for those looking for a truly unique time at Upcote Farm. For just Β£9,000, this one-of-a-kind bundle will include:

🌳 1 x ticket to 2000trees 2020.
🌳 VIP parking.
🌳 A bottle of bubbly on arrival.
🌳 Your own marked-out space in the backstage camping field.
🌳 Cuddly toy.
🌳 Ltd. edition 2000-piece jigsaw puzzle featuring our favourite tree-scape.
🌳 A butler for the weekend.
🌳 A squad of 4-6 rugby players to carry you from stage to stage like a tiki king or queen.
🌳 Your own one-square-metre viewing platform in the centre of every stage.
🌳 A ouija board signed by The Rasmus.
🌳 Meet and greet with Mr. Fridge.
🌳 Free entry to the new super fun happy waterslide.
🌳 Queuejump pass to cut in front of anybody you like at the loos.
🌳 6-second personal voice message from Frank Turner.
🌳 1 year subscription to TPDTV+ for only £49.99.
🌳 A bowl of M&Ms (green only).
🌳 A scented candle that we're assured smells of 'mosh pit’.
🌳 Selection of 5 Seconds Of Summer iron-on patches.
🌳 You get to hand pick one of our next headliners.
🌳 A £50 gift certificate for Wish.
🌳 Parachute onto the Main Stage during headliner encore.
🌳 Free face tattoo of any artist performing at 2000trees.
🌳 Use of a golf buggy for two hours, no questions asked.
🌳 T-shirt (medium).
🌳 Free use of the new Main Stage basement apartments and lounge.
🌳 Beans on toast.
🌳 Two hour tour with production director Mark, including a 'how to' tutorial with portable toilet owner 'Stinky Pete’.
🌳 One can of Purity Beer.
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Weve always aimed to offer everybody at 2000trees the best possible experience, and for some of you we know that means paying a little extra for our VIP package. This year though were going one step further with our VVVIP PACKAGE for those looking for a truly unique time at Upcote Farm. For just Β£9,000, this one-of-a-kind bundle will include:

🌳 1 x ticket to 2000trees 2020.
🌳 VIP parking.
🌳 A bottle of bubbly on arrival.
🌳 Your own marked-out space in the backstage camping field.
🌳 Cuddly toy.
🌳 Ltd. edition 2000-piece jigsaw puzzle featuring our favourite tree-scape.
🌳 A butler for the weekend.
🌳 A squad of 4-6 rugby players to carry you from stage to stage like a tiki king or queen.
🌳 Your own one-square-metre viewing platform in the centre of every stage.
🌳 A ouija board signed by The Rasmus.
🌳 Meet and greet with Mr. Fridge.
🌳 Free entry to the new super fun happy waterslide.
🌳 Queuejump pass to cut in front of anybody you like at the loos.
🌳 6-second personal voice message from Frank Turner.
🌳 1 year subscription to TPDTV+ for only £49.99.
🌳 A bowl of M&Ms (green only).
🌳 A scented candle that were assured smells of mosh pit’.
🌳 Selection of 5 Seconds Of Summer iron-on patches.
🌳 You get to hand pick one of our next headliners.
🌳 A £50 gift certificate for Wish.
🌳 Parachute onto the Main Stage during headliner encore.
🌳 Free face tattoo of any artist performing at 2000trees.
🌳 Use of a golf buggy for two hours, no questions asked.
🌳 T-shirt (medium).
🌳 Free use of the new Main Stage basement apartments and lounge.
🌳 Beans on toast.
🌳 Two hour tour with production director Mark, including a how to tutorial with portable toilet owner Stinky Pete’.
🌳 One can of Purity Beer.

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Elise Reynolds if only this was real and I could be carried from stage to stage like the lazy shit I am πŸ˜‚

I know its only April fools. But I like the idea of a tour with production director Mark well until the bit about the loo's I would defiantly go AWOL at that point πŸ˜‚

April fools £9000 I'll buy um all πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Can we all do a whipround to pick deftones for 2021? I'll start a gofundme. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Meet and greet with Mr Fridge would be worth every damn penny of the £9,000 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hahaha. How ridiculous !!!! Richard Ross-Adams

Gail Colville M&G with mr fridge

Amy Rose Davies I'd pay this just for the loo queue skip

Hahaha £50 voucher for wish.

Nice April Fools guys

can we make this a bucket list instead?

Victoria worth the upgrade! πŸ˜‚

I would like the ouija board pls

The 2000 piece puzzle sounds good.

Tell me more about this golf buggy

I really hope someone puts 9 grand down and then is like ‘your move, guys’.

Is anyone thinking this could be an April fools? πŸ˜‚

If the Tshirt was large, you would of had me. πŸ˜”

Nick Fountain Ruby Coles πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@bradleyjudd14 is scared of beans, can you do spaghetti hoops? πŸ€”πŸ€ž

Meet and greet with Mr Fridge?! Where do I sign up!

worth every penny just for the golf cart and beans on toast everything else is a bonus 🀣🀣

Molly Pitt worth it for the beans on toast πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

It took me till parachute onto stage to realise 🀣🀣🀣

I’m in for the TPDTV+ subscription!

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πŸ₯š #EggsOfRock returns for 2020, and we're teaming up once more with ArcTanGent to offer our favourite egg artist a pair of tickets to BOTH festivals...

πŸ₯š All you need to do is turn your eggs into the biggest rockstars of all time and share them in the comments below or using #EggsOfRock on Instagram by the end of Easter Sunday (12th April)! Bonus points if your chosen muse is playing either fest this summer!!

πŸ₯š What better excuse to put this newfound free time to good use and paint the hell out of some eggs? We're of course welcoming, and encouraging, wooden or polystyrene eggs in your entries.

πŸ₯š Now, let's get cracking.
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Like we have enough crisis eggs for this πŸ˜‚

Need an Upcote chicken to help out with the egg situation.

Did a little video for my one for fun... πŸ˜†

Anna Haighton some ideas for this year!

Here's my attempt! Got a little animation for this coming tomorrow too!! 🀘

Is that tickets for 2021 yeah?

How about this...? πŸ₯šπŸ‘‘

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